Week 1 teams and preview

Finally the waiting is over as the 2009 Autumn internationals kick off on Saturday with two intriguing clashes: England host Australia at Twickenham, while Wales host New Zealand at the Millennium Stadium. While the southern hemisphere teams are coming off a disappointing tri nations series, England and Wales haven't played since the end of the Six Nations, so it is hard to guage what their form will be like.

England vs Australia

The big talking point is that Jonny Wilkinson is back from injury and playing for England again - let's hope he can stay injury-free and enjoy an extended run for England, a team which has lacked continuity ever since winning the World Cup back in 2003. There's a lot of talent in the team, but injuries have disrupted preparations and forced Martin Johnson to pick several inexperienced players in the starting lineup.

Australia have also had their fair share of injury problems, particularly in the midfield, but will be desperate to end their season on a high by completing the grand slam. At the moment, their chances of success seem slim, but you write off the Australians at your peril. This week's performance against England will set the tone for the rest of their tour.

England:
15 Ugo Monye
14 Mark Cueto
13 Dan Hipkiss
12 Shane Geraghty
11 Matt Banahan
10 Jonny Wilkinson
9 Danny Care
8 Jordan Crane
7 Lewis Moody
6 Tom Croft
5 Steve Borthwick (captain)
4 Louis Deacon
3 David Wilson
2 Steve Thompson
1 Tim Payne

Replacements: 16 Dylan Hartley, 17 Duncan Bell, 18 Courtney Lawes, 19 James Haskell, 20 Paul Hodgson, 21 Andy Goode, 22 Ayoola Erinle

Australia
15 Adam Ashley-Cooper
14 Peter Hynes
13 Digby Ioane
12 Quade Cooper
11 Drew Mitchell
10 Matt Giteau
9 Will Genia
8 Wycliff Palu
7 George Smith
6 Rocky Elsom (captain)
5 Mark Chisholm
4 James Horwill
3 Ben Alexander
2 Stephen Moore
1 Benn Robinson

Replacements: 16 Tatafu Polota Nau, 17 Matt Dunning, 18 Dean Mumm, 19 David Pocock, 20 Luke Burgess, 21 Ryan Cross, 22 James O'Connor.

Kickoff is at 14:30 GMT.

Wales vs New Zealand

Wales will be hoping to regain the form of 2008 that saw them win the Six Nations grand slam - and break their long drought against the All Blacks. They have the team to do it, but do they have the self-belief? New Zealand are not currently the dominant force they have been for so long - but even a "weak" All Black team is good enough to beat most other teams! Graham Henry will be hoping that Dan Carter's calf problem does not prevent him from playing a full part in the series.

Wales:
15 James Hook
14 Leigh Halfpenny
13 Tom Shanklin
12 Jamie Roberts
11 Shane Williams
10 Stephen Jones
9 Gareth Cooper
8 Ryan Jones (c)
7 Martyn Williams
6 Andy Powell
5 Luke Charteris
4 Alun-Wyn Jones
3 Paul James
2 Matthew Rees
1 Gethin Jenkins

Replacements: 16 Huw Bennett, 17 Duncan Jones, 18 Bradley Davies, 19 Dafydd Jones, 20 Martin Roberts, 21 Jonathan Davies, 22 Tom James

New Zealand:
15 Mils Muliaina
14 Cory Jane
13 Conrad Smith
12 Ma'a Nonu
11 Zac Guildford
10 Dan Carter
9 Brendon Leonard
8 Kieran Read
7 Richie McCaw (captain)
6 Jerome Kaino
5 Jason Eaton
4 Brad Thorn
3 Neemia Tialata
2 Andrew Hore
1 Wyatt Crockett

Replacements: 16 Corey Flynn, 17 Owen Franks, 18 Tom Donnelly, 19 Adam Thomson, 20 Jimmy Cowan, 21 Stephen Donald, 22 Ben Smith.

Kickoff is at 17:30 GMT.

Autumn International Tickets

Got your tickets for England versus Australia yet? Or Wales versus New Zealand? If so, where did you buy them?

Officially one should only buy test rugby international tickets via official distribution channels - which essentially means you should get them direct from the host union. The only problem is that these are not usually offered for general sale - rather they are first offered to debenture holders, then to schools and clubs. So if you don't fall into one of these categories, you're unlikely to get the chance of buying tickets.

Unless of course you get them from that bloke you know down at the pub, or from internet sites like eBay or GetMeIn. There's a lively trade in tickets in this kind of black market environment, and yes there are still tickets available for the Autumn Internationals (I checked). Naturally you need to be prepared to pay at least three to four times face value (and once you've recovered from that shock, seeing the additional booking fees at check-out is enough to start that vein in your forehead throbbing all over again!).

Ticket terms and conditions

If you do decide to hock your grandma and buy from a tout, make sure you do it with your eyes open. Firstly, realise that it's against the tickets' terms and conditions for them to be resold for more than face value, if at all. If the relevant rugby union somehow finds out, they could nullify the tickets and refuse you entry to the ground. In that case your only recourse would be to chase the individual who sold you the tickets in the first place, even if it was via a middle man - all I can say is: good luck with that.

Something else to watch out for is that an unscrupulous seller could sell you a legitimate ticket, then report it as lost or stolen and get a replacement issued. Your ticket will then be cancelled and you'll be left kicking yourself in the parking lot while your seller watches the players kicking each other on the field. Guess who'll be buying the drinks after the match?

Of course, this is a worst-case scenario - I'm sure most such transactions work out just fine. It's just a pity that the current system creates such a fertile breeding ground in which the touts can flourish and prey upon the enthusiasm that genuine supporters have for the game and for following their team.

What can you do?

You could try joining a club that gets an allocation of tickets, although there's no guarantee even then that you'll be able to get your hands on any. Or you could do what I'll be doing and catch all the action (including a close-up view of the action and slow motion replays) on TV:

• One month Sky Sports subscription: £45


• Beer and buffalo wings: £20


• Not freezing your butt off in the wind and rain for 2 hours: Priceless